The party result (hung over)
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So I was asked to do this party. I'm offered $200. I can't turn that shit down. But then the red flags start to appear. Instead of 15 minutes they want 30. They want it pg 13.
I ignore the signs, I take the money, I bomb hard.
When I arrive to the party I learn that the crowd is mostly a church group. One gentleman says he will pray for me. My act get's worse and worse. Each thing I said was worse than the previous one. With each punchline the audience gasps in horror. I go down hard. Then I say fuck my material and talk to the birthday girls. One girl dances and the crowd goes wild. I say thank, good night and get the hell out of there. Luckily she paid upfront.
I'm now licking my wounds and trying to figure out my next move. Til then...
I ignore the signs, I take the money, I bomb hard.
When I arrive to the party I learn that the crowd is mostly a church group. One gentleman says he will pray for me. My act get's worse and worse. Each thing I said was worse than the previous one. With each punchline the audience gasps in horror. I go down hard. Then I say fuck my material and talk to the birthday girls. One girl dances and the crowd goes wild. I say thank, good night and get the hell out of there. Luckily she paid upfront.
I'm now licking my wounds and trying to figure out my next move. Til then...